merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

(via gnarly)

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via gnarly)

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via pizza)